Were you aware under most circumstances it costs you a minimum of 30 Euro Cents to pee in Germany? Neither was I.
Conversation in the Atlanta airport:
SSFB: “Will you watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom?”
Mom: “Do you know where it is?”
SSFB: “No, but we’re in America now so I can be sure there is one, and I will find it, and it will be free”
Mom: “Isn’t that nice! I don’t have to dig through my purse to find you some Euros!”