Iko Iko

I was recently offered the opportunity at work to switch from rotating days and nights (7a and 7p shifts, both 12 hours) to rotating days and evenings (11a-11p) instead. I debated for a good while about it because A: I really like the people that work nights and B: Nights (in general) aren’t as busy [...]

Ashes to Ashes

I just found this in my little folder for potential posts from, ahem, my trip to visit my great aunt in January. -I tried to tell you, school is destroying my brain- She was telling us about after her husband died (probably almost 30 years ago now since she’s 96 this year) she’s blind and [...]

Quite possibly the most disgusting entry I’ve ever written

And that’s saying a lot since when I started this blog I used to chop up monkey vaginas for a living and deal with rotting animals left to decay on the lab bench for the weekend by thoughtless fellows.
And don’t forget the mass bird suicide that took place in our fireplace.
Last night after my shower [...]

Erotic Poultry

I just very nearly had an erotic experience with my chick fil a sandwich and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
So I didn’t weigh in today because I was at work- and it was a very long and trying day (I weighed in on Monday at 125.0 and I don’t want to talk about, that’s [...]

Guilt as a Parenting Tool

Last night was Stu’s winter semi-formal, Hubbin and I went out and did our own thing and were heading home about midnight. Around then Stu called and asked if we could drop him off some stuff at his after party so he could spend the night (sweats, tooth brush, new socks). I wasn’t really tired [...]

Oh So Manly

Like previous falls it seems a few young squirrels have found their way into our attic. And like past falls we’re actively setting traps so we can relocate them two miles down the road to the lake/park.
Today I walked into the garage to get something out of my trunk while Hubbin was at work, and [...]

Throw me a drumstick

There is a smallish pet store near our house where we occassionally buy crickets. Most of the time we avoid them because The Cricket Nazi works there. The one who counts every little morsel going into the bag because god-forbid our leopard gecko gets so much as a bonus drumstick. (and never mind the crickets [...]

Missing x 2 days

Then found passed out behind the computer hutch. I swear to you she wasn’t there when I looked in the first 48 hours (Stu was a little concerned)… Clearly out partying from the looks of it:

Swiffer

SSFB: “…as you walk across the freshly swiffered floor. I even dusted the tops of the door frames.”
Hubbin: “Aww you love me.”
SSFB: “I just want to get laid.”
Hubbin: “I’ll settle for that.”

Justice

I was driving home a backway the other day and there’s this one part of the 2 lane road that’s 25mph. I’ve never in my life seen people observe a speed limit like they do there, so I generally make a point to actually go 25 through there.
This day there was a guy in a [...]